Why is he looking for to his right? Divine intervention, an executive order to sign or Melania to give him a piggy back ride to the top?
thelastdenisovan on
Top 10 other complaints trump had about his
U.N. experience:
10: Couldn’t get big WWE wrestling match
on waiting room TV.
9: Where’s McDonald’s and KFC?
8: Refused to blast out “YMCA” over
speakers before his speech.
7: No straw provided.Needed two hands again
to drink glass of water.
6: Low cost MAGA hats were not worn by
attendees!
5: Nearly fell off flimsy step ladder used to
make him look taller.
4: Teleprompter conspiracy removed all
parentheses causing him to say “Pause
for standing ovation” twenty times!
3: Complementary gift of a signed photo of
Boutros-Boutros Ghali just not cool.
2: Request to have Miss Universe contestants
sit in front row unjustly denied.
1: No diaper changing station in rest rooms.
Chibzor on
Get yourself a wife that looks at you the way the first lady looks at her man…
tigole on
He almost fell to his death there, having narrowly escaped being torn apart by razor sharp teeth on the edge of those steps.
Anyawnomous on
The look on Melanoma’s face is priceless!!!
Additional-Brief-273 on
On rapture day he couldn’t even ascend an escalator
pappy413 on
The escalator stopped due to a weight overload.
ConsiderationOdd2929 on
Just remind his base that the UN escalator worked perfectly fine for ***Nobel Prize winner Barack Obama.***
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Why is he looking for to his right? Divine intervention, an executive order to sign or Melania to give him a piggy back ride to the top?
Top 10 other complaints trump had about his
U.N. experience:
10: Couldn’t get big WWE wrestling match
on waiting room TV.
9: Where’s McDonald’s and KFC?
8: Refused to blast out “YMCA” over
speakers before his speech.
7: No straw provided.Needed two hands again
to drink glass of water.
6: Low cost MAGA hats were not worn by
attendees!
5: Nearly fell off flimsy step ladder used to
make him look taller.
4: Teleprompter conspiracy removed all
parentheses causing him to say “Pause
for standing ovation” twenty times!
3: Complementary gift of a signed photo of
Boutros-Boutros Ghali just not cool.
2: Request to have Miss Universe contestants
sit in front row unjustly denied.
1: No diaper changing station in rest rooms.
Get yourself a wife that looks at you the way the first lady looks at her man…
He almost fell to his death there, having narrowly escaped being torn apart by razor sharp teeth on the edge of those steps.
The look on Melanoma’s face is priceless!!!
On rapture day he couldn’t even ascend an escalator
The escalator stopped due to a weight overload.
Just remind his base that the UN escalator worked perfectly fine for ***Nobel Prize winner Barack Obama.***
Sorry for the convenience…
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I disagree, the first thing he de-escalated was Melania’s libido
Lol. She despises him.
The look of a fit and healthy woman who is stuck having to wait for stairs to become an escalator because she has to wait for her husband.
Why is it never mentioned that the escalator on his right side was still working?
Probably the first time she willingly let him nearly mount her